When someone says “suck my dick”
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Would he have taken on the role if he wasn’t so well-endowed: "Well I didn’t really know… I mean I don’t have any reference points really, uh… I had a sister growing up so you know I wasn’t sure. I figured I was uh, average."
What was going through his head when he realized he was going full frontal: "Well you know, it’s sort of um, do I need to sort of trim…I’m obviously a red-head…” x
So I put on a facial mask and it’s drying out and I’m laughing at some tumblr posts and my mom is getting really mad at me for doing so since it will crack and according to her it won’t work properly if I keep on laughing, I love her for that.
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